Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'd probably settle for a vampire if he \ | were romantic enough. Couldn't be any | | worse than some of the relationships | | I've had. | | | \ -- Brenda Starr / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;