Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): November \ | 23, 1915 | | | | Pancake make-up is invented; most | \ people continue to prefer syrup. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;