Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If people see that you mean them no \ | harm, they'll never hurt you, nine | \ times out of ten! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;