Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a \ \ YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;