Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 101-ism: \ | | | The tendency to pick apart, often in | | minute detail, all aspects of life | | using half-understood pop psychology as | | a tool. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;