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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ flowchart, n. & v.:                     \
|                                         |
| [From flow "to ripple down in rich      |
| profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic  |
| hidden-treasure map designed to mislead |
| the uninitiated."] 1. n. The solution,  |
| if any, to a class of Mascheroni        |
| construction problems in which given    |
| algorithms require geometrical          |
| representation using only the 35 basic  |
| ideograms of the ANSI template. 2. n.   |
| Neronic doodling while the system       |
| burns. 3. n. A low-cost substitute for  |
| wallpaper. 4. n. The innumerate         |
| misleading the illiterate. "A thousand  |
| pictures is worth ten lines of code."   |
| -- The Programmer's Little Red Vade     |
| Mecum, Mao Tse T'umps. 5. v.intrans. To |
| produce flowcharts with no particular   |
| object in mind. 6. v.trans. To          |
| obfuscate (a problem) with esoteric     |
| cartoons.                               |
|                                         |
| -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP   |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;