Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you, \ | | | Slice him up before he slays you. | | | | Nothing makes you look a slob | | | | Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB). | | | \ -- The Roguelet's ABC / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;