Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Has everyone noticed that all the \ | letters of the word "database" are | | typed with the left hand? Now the | | layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter | | keyboard was designed, among other | | things, to facilitate the even use of | | both hands. It follows, therefore, that | | writing about databases is not only | | unnatural, but a lot harder than it | \ appears. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;