Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / "What is wanted is not the will to \ | believe, but the will to find out, | | which is the exact opposite." | | | | -- Bertrand Russell, | \ _Sceptical_Essays_, 1928 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;