Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Common sense is the most evenly \ | distributed quantity in the world. | | Everyone thinks he has enough. | | | \ -- Descartes, 1637 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;