Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / And in the heartbreak years that lie \ | ahead, Be true to yourself and the | | Grateful Dead. | | | \ -- Joan Baez / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;