Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Women complain about sex more than men. \ | Their gripes fall into two categories: | | (1) Not enough and (2) Too much. | | | \ -- Ann Landers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;