Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks \ | Which practically conceal its sex. I | | think it clever of the turtle In such a | | fix to be so fertile. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;