Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / From too much love of living, From hope \ | and fear set free, We thank with brief | | thanksgiving, Whatever gods may be, | | That no life lives forever, That dead | | men rise up never, That even the | | weariest river winds somewhere safe to | | sea. | | | \ -- Swinburne / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;