Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "If you ever want to get anywhere in \ | politics, my boy, you're going to have | \ to get a toehold in the public eye." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;