Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is only one thing in the world \ | worse than being talked about, and that | | is not being talked about. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;