Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Reach into the thoughts of friends, And \ | find they do not know your name. | | Squeeze the teddy bear too tight, And | | watch the feathers burst the seams. | | Touch the stained glass with your | | cheek, And feel its chill upon your | | blood. Hold a candle to the night, And | | see the darkness bend the flame. Tear | | the mask of peace from God, And hear | | the roar of souls in hell. Pluck a rose | | in name of love, And watch the petals | | curl and wilt. Lean upon the western | | wind, And know you are alone. | | | \ -- Dru Mims / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;