Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "There are things that are so serious \ | that you can only joke about them" | | | \ -- Heisenberg / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;