Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #23 \ | | | Don't cut off a police car when making | \ an illegal U-turn. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;