Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Weinberg's Principle: \ | | | An expert is a person who avoids the | | small errors while | | | \ sweeping on to the grand fallacy. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;