Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Consider the following axioms \ | carefully: | | | | "Everything's better when it sits on a | | Ritz." | | | | and | | | | "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet | | on it." What happens if one spreads | | Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz | | cracker? The thought is frightening. Is | | this how God came into being? Try not | | to consider the fact that "Things go | \ better with Coke". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;