Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I disagree with what you say, but will \ | defend to the death your right to tell | \ such LIES! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;