Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Support your right to bare arms! \ | | | -- A message from the National | \ Short-Sleeved Shirt Association / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;