Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / compuberty, n: \ | | | The uncomfortable period of emotional | | and hormonal changes a | | | | computer experiences when the operating | | system is upgraded and | | | \ a sun4 is put online sharing files. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;