Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It is well known that *things* from \ | undesirable universes are always | | seeking an entrance into this one, | | which is the psychic equivalent of | | handy for the buses and closer to the | | shops. | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;