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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A green hunting cap squeezed the top of \
| the fleshy balloon of a head. The green |
| earflaps, full of large ears and uncut  |
| hair and the fine bristles that grew in |
| the ears themselvse, stuck out on       |
| either side like turn signals           |
| indicating two directions at once.      |
| Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the |
| bushy black moustache and, at their     |
| corners, sank into little folds filled  |
| with disapproval and potato chip        |
| crumbs. In the shadow under the green   |
| visor of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly's   |
| supercilious blue and yellow eyes       |
| looked down upon the other people       |
| waiting under the clock at the D. H.    |
| Holmes department store, studying the   |
| crowd of people for signs of bad taste  |
| in dress. Several of the outfits,       |
| Ignatius noticed, were new enough and   |
| expensive enough to be properly         |
| considered offenses against taste and   |
| decency. Possession of anything new or  |
| expensive only reflected a person's     |
| lack of theology and geometry; it could |
| even cast doubts upon one's soul.       |
|                                         |
| -- John Kennedy Toole, "Confederacy of  |
\ Dunces"                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;