Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Unlike most net.puritans, however, I \ | feel that what OTHER consenting | | computers | | | | do in the privacy of their own phone | | connections is their own business." | | | \ -- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;