Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "No self-respecting fish would want to \ | be wrapped in that kind of paper." | | | | -- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times | | after it was | | | \ taken over by Rupert Murdoch / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;