Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The boss returned from lunch in a good \ | mood and called the whole staff in to | | listen to a couple of jokes he had | | picked up. Everybody but one girl | | laughed uproariously. "What's the | | matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't | | you got a sense of humor?" | | | | "I don't have to laugh," she said. "I'm | \ leaving Friday anyway. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;