Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Payeen to a Twang Derrida Ore-Ida \ | potato. | | | | If you dared, I'd ask you to go dig up | | your ides under brown- tubered skies. | | | \ where pitchforked you will ask Derrida? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;