Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nothing in progression can rest on its \ | original plan. We may as well think of | | rocking a grown man in the cradle of an | \ infant. -- Edmund Burke / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;