Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... there are about 5,000 people who \ | are part of that committee. These guys | | have a hard time sorting out what day | | to meet, and whether to eat croissants | | or doughnuts for breakfast -- let alone | | how to define how all these complex | | layers that are going to be agreed | | upon. | | | | -- Craig Burton of Novell, Network | \ World / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;