Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Glogg (a traditional Scandinavian \ | holiday drink): | | | | fifth of dry red wine | | | | fifth of Aquavit | | | | 1 and 1/2 inch piece of cinnamon | | | | 10 cardamom seeds | | | | 1 cup raisins | | | | 4 dried figs | | | | 1 cup blanched or flaked almonds | | | | a few pieces of dried orange peel | | | | 5 cloves | | | | 1/2 lb. sugar cubes | | | | Heat up the wine and hard stuff (which | | may be substituted with wine for the | | faint of heart) in a big pot after | | adding all the other stuff EXCEPT the | | sugar cubes. Just when it reaches | | boiling, put the sugar in a wire | | strainer, moisten it in the hot brew, | | lift it out and ignite it with a match. | | Dip the sugar several times in the | | liquid until it is all dissolved. Serve | | hot in cups with a few raisins and | | almonds in each cup. | | | | N.B. Aquavit may be hard to find and | | expensive to boot. Use it only if you | | really have a deep-seated desire to be | | fussy, or if you are of Swedish | \ extraction. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;