Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I did some heavy research so as to be \ | prepared for "Mommy, why is the sky | | blue?" | | | | HE asked me about black holes in space. | | | | (There's a hole *where*?) | | | | I boned up to be ready for, "Why is the | | grass green?" | | | | HE wanted to discuss nature's food | | chains. | | | | (Well, let's see, there's ShopRite, | | Pathmark...) | | | | I talked about Choo-Choo trains. | | | | HE talked internal combustion engines. | | | | (The INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE said, | | "I think I can, I think I can.") | | | | I was delighted with the video game | | craze, thinking we could compete as | | equals. | | | | HE described the complexities of the | | microchips required to create the | | graphics. | | | | Then puberty struck. Ah, adolescence. | | | | HE said, "Mom, I just don't understand | | women." | | | | (Gotcha!) | | | | -- Betty LiBrizzi, "The Care and | \ Feeding of a Gifted Child" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;