Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Politics -- the gentle art of getting \ | votes from the poor and campaign funds | | from the rich by promising to protect | | each from the other. | | | \ -- Oscar Ameringer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;