Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When a woman gives me a present I have \ | always two surprises: first is the | | present, and afterward, having to pay | | for it. | | | \ -- Donnay / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;