Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / It's so beautifully arranged on the \ | plate -- you know someone's fingers | | have been all over it. | | | \ -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;