Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Television is a medium because anything \ | well done is rare. | | | | -- attributed to both Fred Allen and | \ Ernie Kovacs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;