Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Nothing will ever be attempted if all \ | possible objections must be first | | overcome. | | | \ -- Dr. Johnson / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;