Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /abuse me. I'm so lame I sent a \ | bug report to | | | \ debian-devel-changes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;