Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Do you want to spend the rest of your \ | life selling sugared water or do you | | want a chance to change the world? | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;