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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A blind rabbit was hopping through the  \
| woods, tripping over logs and crashing  |
| into trees. At the same time, a blind   |
| snake was slithering through the same   |
| forest, with identical results. They    |
| chanced to collide head-on in a         |
| clearing.                               |
|                                         |
| "Please excuse me, sir, I'm blind and I |
| bumped into you accidentally,"          |
| apologized the rabbit.                  |
|                                         |
| "That's quite all right," replied the   |
| snake, "I have the same problem!"       |
|                                         |
| "All my life I've been wondering what I |
| am," said the rabbit, "Do you think you |
| could help me find out?"                |
|                                         |
| "I'll try," said the snake. He gently   |
| coiled himself around the rabbit.       |
| "Well, you're covered with soft fur,    |
| you have a little fluffy tail and long  |
| ears. You're... hmmm... you're probably |
| a bunny rabbit!"                        |
|                                         |
| "Great!" said the rabbit. "Thanks, I    |
| really owe you one!"                    |
|                                         |
| "Well," replied the snake, "I don't     |
| know what I am, either. Do you suppose  |
| you could try and tell me?"             |
|                                         |
| The rabbit ran his paws all over the    |
| snake. "Well, you're low, cold and      |
| slimey..." And, as he ran one paw       |
| underneath the snake, "and you have no  |
\ balls. You must be an attorney!"        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;