Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Come, every frustum longs to be a cone, \ | And every vector dreams of matrices. | | Hark to the gentle gradient of the | | breeze: It whispers of a more ergodic | | zone. | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;