Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, \ | very, dangerous? A: A canary with the | \ super-user password. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;