Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Since we have to speak well of the \ | dead, let's knock them while they're | | alive. | | | \ -- John Sloan / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;