Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... so long as the people do not care \ | to exercise their freedom, those who | | wish to tyrranize will do so; for | | tyrants are active and ardent, and will | | devote themselves in the name of any | | number of gods, religious and | | otherwise, to put shackles upon | | sleeping men. | | | \ -- Voltarine de Cleyre / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;