Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Vulcans believe peace should not depend \ | on force. | | | | -- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate | \ 3842.3 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;