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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ You know you're in a small town when... \
|                                         |
| You don't use turn signals because      |
| everybody knows where you're going.     |
|                                         |
| You're born on June 13 and your family  |
| receives gifts from the local           |
|                                         |
| merchants because you're the first baby |
| of the year.                            |
|                                         |
| Everyone knows whose credit is good,    |
| and whose wife isn't.                   |
|                                         |
| You speak to each dog you pass, by      |
| name... and he wags his tail.           |
|                                         |
| You dial the wrong number, and talk for |
| 15 minutes anyway.                      |
|                                         |
| You write a check on the wrong bank and |
\ it covers you anyway.                   /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;