Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know you're in a small town when... \ | | | You don't use turn signals because | | everybody knows where you're going. | | | | You're born on June 13 and your family | | receives gifts from the local | | | | merchants because you're the first baby | | of the year. | | | | Everyone knows whose credit is good, | | and whose wife isn't. | | | | You speak to each dog you pass, by | | name... and he wags his tail. | | | | You dial the wrong number, and talk for | | 15 minutes anyway. | | | | You write a check on the wrong bank and | \ it covers you anyway. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;