Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You have heard me speak of Professor \ | Moriarty?" | | | | "The famous scientific criminal, as | | famous among crooks as --" | | | | "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, | | in a deprecating voice. | | | | "I was about to say 'as he is unknown | | to the public.'" | | | \ -- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;