Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The church is near but the road is icy; \ | the bar is far away but I will walk | | carefully. | | | \ -- Russian Proverb / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;